tiger sieve

a guy who is not a very good hockey goalie but excels like a tiger at volleyball.

Nicky:Dag, did you see Patrick let in that weak goal??
Roz:Yeah, but he is a tiger on the volleyball court.
Steve:Patrick is a true tiger sieve!

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Roman Sieve

The Roman Sieve is the act of shatting into a standard sieve, followed by forcefully placing the shat-filled sieve upon your partners head, in a manner such that the shat squeezes out in a ridge like the red horse hair crest of a roman Legionnaire's helm.

I used my mom's new colander to give my girl a Roman Sieve.

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human sieve

human (USUALLY women!) having to pee constantly! slowing down the 'show' to occupy a 'bowl'!!

wheres' t'neequa? -cuttin' her a piss! -that bitch is a human sieve!!

that judy is a human sieve!

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leaks like a sieve

phrase commonly used to say that something is leaking profusely when it is not supposed to leak at all. A sieve is a wire mesh or perforated metal utensil used for straining or sifting. Therefore anything that is leaking like a sieve is not holding water at all.

I have tons of water damage from the rain. My roof leaks like a sieve.

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a memory like a sieve

to be very forgetfull
Synonym: absent-minded, scatterbrained, scatty

You've got a memory like a sieve

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leaks like a sieve

This generally refers to something not being able to retain fluid. A sieve is a piece of wire mesh, used to strain larger objects from fluid. Similar to a colander or strainer.

My nose leaks like a sieve, because I am sick.

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Sieve

A Sieve is someone who can't keep secrets and leaks them like a sieve

Don't tell Johnny, he is such a Sieve!