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simmons

The act in which one sticks out theyre tongue in a Gene Simmons like nature.

Girl 1: *sticks out tongue*
Girl 2: Dont you dare Simmons me!

by Crissy Ace May 11, 2006

31πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


Off the Simmons

A state of mind only marijuana may induce, during this state one is often filled with joy, ease, and, relaxation

β€œYo nick, I’m off the Simmons right now”

Nick: β€œI am the Simmons”

by Yah mean December 5, 2019


Kennith simmons

Ur probably here because of ghost and pals' song "broadcast illusions" or "colorbars" which is now titled "bar" on youtube. The song(s) have a software thats fukases vocaloid voicebank.Kennith Simmons is a gay boy who gets bullied for being lgbtq+. This guy has invested on electronics and soonly met evelynn jacot after stephanie glass got into a fight with kennith. Kennith and evelynn planned hijacking a broadcast that makes the nation do a whole mass suicide to get payback from being bullied. Stephanie glass was deaf so the broadcast couldn't affect her. Close to when the broadcast was about to be finished kennith felt like it was wrong to do this. Evelynn forced kennith to keep the broadcast going but kennith didn't. Kennith then killed himself while the screen was black. Stephanie got worried and ran into kenniths house breaking the door down. Stephanie ran upstairs which had wires and stacks of tvs that played brightly lit colorbars. Towards the ground upstairs was a pool of blood that kennith had been laying in.

Me:hey have u heard of kennith simmons?
Normie:who?
Me:nevermind.

by Kenny chan October 26, 2020


Ben Simmons

A 6'11" bum who averages less than 5 PPG and a future point guard for the Shanghai Sharks.

The 76ers needs to trade Ben Simmons.

by BrickSimmonsNBA July 15, 2021

65πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Richard Simmons

A guy who likes to wear sequinced tops and spandex shorts - a lot. Often known for his work-out videos, such as "Sweating to the Oldies", where he will be joined on stage with various fatties in the background. According to an A&E biography on him, he used to be an actor and referred to as "Dickie". He was also apparently always yearning for his father's attention (could explain some things). Has never actually gone out and said he was homosexual, but all signs seem to point to YES GAWD YES!

Richard Simmons exercise videos are funny in a disturbing way.

by The awesome one December 13, 2004

418πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


ben simmons

shoots bricks

ben Simmons cant shoot

by LIL Kash September 17, 2020

21πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Michael Simmons

A very handsome, outgoing guy. Always hyper and will act like a child but will be an adult when necessary. Asks a lot of questions, some about stupid things but sometimes funny. All around guy who every girl wants to be with.

(oerson)- I'm hungry.

(Michael Simmons)- Nice to meet you I'm Michael Simmons.

by Peacock 123456789 December 23, 2011