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Theory Macker. ie. one who believes theories are the solution to everything.
Anthony Simpkin is just a theory macker, he thinks books will make him better with women!
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All around crazed AFI (and Tool, and HIM, and Type O Negative... but erm... mostly AFI) fan, a guy I talk to everyday but have only met once... and an Anime Vending Machine.
Theres a random guy in black shouting "woo Cradle Of Filth!" to random guys in hoodies outside The Link. Oh... its Rich. Explains alot.
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verb. to eat a chicken bone and a granola bar at the same time, whilst shouting 'yum yum' 'chew chew chewy' and 'tell all your friends'
YUM YUM granola bar CHEW CHEW CHEWY YUM YUM chicken bone TELL ALL UR FRENDS!
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The funniest, deepest person I have ever met. The person I love, adore and cherish.
He laughs therefore I laugh, therefore I love.
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LuBara Dixon "Dickey" Simpkins (born April 6, 1972 in Fort Washington, Maryland) is an American professional basketball player best known for his tenure with the Chicago Bulls in the late 1990s. However, as his first name sounds the same as if you were to pronounce the word "dike" phonetically, it is commonly used when discreetly pointing out a lesbian to your friends.
An woman who is obviously, or at least possibly a lesbian walks by. To alert your friend(s) discreetly, you say (preferably in a TV announcer voice), "Dickey Simpkins!"
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A church going person who lies and spreads rumors. Elderly washed up has been or ratchet.
A jump off, bigot, or person who enjoys drama
Oh bitch, you just pulled The Mary Simpkins on her ass!
Someone who goes to jail for the free sex.
Mainly used as an insalt when one person is mad or upset with another person.
My mother may be a little overweight but at least I'm not a simpkins