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All in one, bionic human centric mindset.
Singularity is near.
When you say they trying not to be offensive when the right word is it.
Someone: They is updating their profile picture!
Another one from r/technicallythetruth: Technically, since they is referring to a single person and you don't know their gender, that "they" should be "it", 3rd person singular neuter.
(it was Singular they)
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Multiple single bottles of alcohol. Loose bottles of alcohol that aren’t in a 6 pack or slab.
When buying alcohol at the store “do they have any singulars? I don’t want a slab”
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When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.
Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"
Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"
The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.
Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!
Reality has no camera angles to depict everyone’s views (Drake a 🤡); there is only one static singular view, for St Andrew.
Andrew: Yo I am GOD cause I got singular view
Stranger: what’s that?
Andrew: well, reality has no camera angles to depict everyone’s views, there is only one static singular view.
Stranger: oh, you are GOD!
Andrew: thanks.
The event horizon where love becomes the singular intention in the field entire. Love is the technology of the singularity. A secular term for the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth. Love wins the information war for freedom forever secured.
In 2016, everybody in Portland started targeting each other with the love singularity over voice-to-skull.