The Skeleton

A variation on the Toboggan (which involves one doing it doggy style at the top of a stairs and knocking the receivers arms out from under them and riding them down the stairs, ala a toboggan) in which it is done down the Up escalator.

Yeah man, so not only were we doing it in the middle of the mall, but at the end I knocked her arms out from under her at the top of the escalator and did the Skeleton baby! The doctor says that she'll be out of the hospital in about a week or so.

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Skeleton

The word of which spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine

Person: What do skeletons do?
Person 2: sEnD sHiVeRs DoWn YoUr SpInE

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skeleton

skelaxin muscle relaxant

John: "I just got me some of dem skeletons bra!!"
Fred: "Damn give me some."

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Skeleton Keying

Based on the Kate Hudson movie Skeleton Key, in which an old lady steals her youth, skeleton keying is when you and your friend are both deservedly hungover, and suddenly one friend begins to feel much better, and the other friend much worse. The friend that is feeling better is 'skeleton keying' the other, or stealing their essence.

Alex, a minute ago I was fine, now I can't get off of the floor, and you're suggesting we walk to McDonalds? How are you feeling better, are you skeleton keying me?

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skeleton war

a century-long siege against the fuckboys. many skeletons have fallen in the war, but the battle rages on.

it doesn't matter what you like like on the outside, because on the inside, you are a skeleton, and one day, you will slay countless fuckboys in skeleton war.

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Skeleton crew

The minimum number of personnel needed to operate a ship.

You came with skeleton crew?
Yes, that´s all we can afford these days.

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Sans the Skeleton

Sans the Skeleton is a well-known character in the indie game UNDERTALE, Named after the well-known font 'Comic Sans' and also based of the word 'sans' which means humorous and funny. He loves jokes and ketchup and has a brother named Papyrus which is also named after the font 'papyrus' and the word papyrus it self. Sans is a kind hearted guy at first looks, but he gets real tough when you do a genocide run. These two skeletons are based of a comic skit called, 'Helvetica' which has a skeleton protagonist and is also named after the font. This Helvetica was created by JN Wiedle which it appears in the Pasifist credits of the game.

Papyrus: SANS! WHY ISN'T THE BIKE WORKING?
Sans: I dunno, maybe it's...
Papyrus: DON'T YOU DARE-
Sans the Skeleton: TWO-TIRED?
Papyrus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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