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Getting a handjob while being on a ski lift
dude, my girlfriend just gave me a frozen ski pole.
Norwegian Ski Pole, freezing your own shit and using it as a dildo. Originated from a lonely Norwegian scientist that got horny and bored.
"I'm so horny! But I left my dildo at my boyfriends house! Think I might just make a Norwegian Ski Pole for tonight!"
When a girl has a one cock in her ass, one in her pussy and one in her mouth and she is jerking two other guys off. All at the same time.
Beth took a cock in her ass, a cock in her pusyy and a cock in her mouth while she jacked off two other guys. This is how a three hole ski pole is done.
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When you take five guys and one girl and have sex with her. Three dudes picking a whole, either mouth, ass or pussy. While they fuck her in her wholes she takes the two other guys standing at her side and begins jerking them off as if using ski poles.
Dude #1: Man we need to run the ol' air tight ski pole on this bitch.
Dude #2: Dude I get one of the wholes no matter what.
Dude #3: I get ass you get pussy?
Dude #4: What if your shit touches, won't that be weird?
Dude #2 and 3: Maybe, but fuck it.
Dude #4: Ok, well I'll take the mouth, I guess that leaves you guys as the poles.
Dude #1 and 5: FUCK! Well there better be plenty of lube.
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Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.
Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!
Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!
Thats harsh