skitch

To lightly smack someone upside the head because they did something stupid. Or on the occasion to annoy someone, just because you can.

dude 1: PUNCH BUGGY! Black-out no return! -punches-
dude 2: OW! DUDE! -skitches dude 1-

dude 1: Hey you can't hit back!
dude 2: Technically...it was a skitch, not a hit. It still counts.

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skitch

Combination of skit and sketch. Frequently used by members of Friday Night Live, a student comedy troupe at Alfred University.

Your stupid skitch is cut from the show.

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skitch

skanky bitch

Omigosh! Carly is such a skitch.

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skitch

Verb to describe body fluids spraying.

That gore movie was disgusting, when the lawnmower went over his chest there was was blood skitching everywhere.

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skitch

to skitch: v; removing detritus from clothing, either worn by the subject or by another, using a vigorous picking and/or brushing motion.

The day after, she found herself headed back to her flat on the subway, skitching splooge off her suede skirt.

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skitch

The condition caused by daily wear and tear of joint, muscles strains caused by forceful movements to take screenshots with the program named Skitch for OS X.

Is Gary out of work again? Yeah, he got the skitch.

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skitching

(1) the act of being pulled by a vehicle (car, truck, tractor, etc.) while either riding on a skateboard, skates, bicycle, handcart, etc.

(2) the act of being dragged from the rear bumper of a vehicle during winter months when there is a lot of snow present. Children do this by waiting at stop signs to grab onto unsuspecting cars while they stop and being dragged while sliding their feet on the snow.

So, I slammed on my breaks when I saw the kid skitching on my bumper and he slid right under the car.

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