slept off

Falling asleep in mid text conversation.

Sorry, I slept off.

61👍 7👎

Quantum Slept.

the act of drinking far too much in the early hours in the morning , falling asleep and then waking up and thinking you have missed a entire day of your life.

Rich - I drank far too much whisky this 9.00 am this morning , what day is it ?

phil - It's still Saturday

Rich - No way i must of Quantum Slept.

Got slept

Getting slept means you or someone else was put to sleep during a fight.

Dawg walked up on me and got slept on my kids.

10👍 1👎

Spot Slept

The act of sleeping only a few hours at a time periodically.

I Spot Slept last night; woke up at 2am then went back to sleep at 3:30am then woke up again at 5am and went back to sleep at 7am.

Slept on the butter

1.Delaying Telling someone very important information.

2.Really screwing something up.

1.
Sally:"Oh, jim your meatings in 10 minutes, I forgot to tell you"
Jim:"Oh you moron, you really slept on the butter!"

2.Sorry I broke your arm, I guess I kinda slept on the butter.

5👍 2👎

Deck Slept

Occurs when you are so drunk that you end up passing out ten toes up on the deck of ones house after a crazy party.

"dude, last night was wild. i got right deck slept!!!"

"man did you hear about darryl? he got deck slept after he made some couch chocolate with a girl he dirty sanchezed"

slept a donut

When one sleeps for 12 hours straight, thereby circling round the clock, making the shape of a donut.

"Oh man, I was so wasted after the party that I slept a donut last night."