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the term refering to the ashtray in party cirlces, commonly in belfast
Tomato Slicer is an act of shitting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your shit the appearance that it just passed through a tomato slicer. It can only happen when one has a dirty ass, smeared with shit and allowed to dry. The dried shit acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the anus to bond to the shit and skin which forms a Kriss Kross pattern for the shit to pass through. When the person goes to take a shit, (depending on the texture of shit coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/shit barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the ass crack.
Man, I had a perfect tomato slicer today! It was fucking beautiful. I don’t remember shitting myself last night, but thank God I ate Taco Bell or it might not have passed through.
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alternate definition of posterior.
Sally has a nice rack and an even nicer shit slicer.
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(noun) referance to a (booty) or (butt), glutious maximus.
hey check out the turd slicer on that chick, I'd hit that.
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A depressing song that makes you want to slit your throat
Person1: ugh turn this slicer sounds off before I start slicing
A machine that chops up hamburger meat, what did you think it chopped up?🤨📸
Guy:The meat-slicer is broken again, which means no more meat in it
Guy 2:🤨📸