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someone that thinks there sick when there not
ayo that guy actually thinks he’s “slicker”
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Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.
Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"
Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."
Joe: "Dope"
City Slickers are usually seen behind the wheel of a Fancy german car, wearing Gucci loafers and sporting a Park avenue manicure (due to their belief in good grooming). They can't into farming, and will attempt to plant gummy bears on soil with a PH of 9.6, when they actually need a 7-8 max (See: Old simpson place)
Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy german car!
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A person raised in the city and accustomed to life there.
This often leads to naivety in certain matters, and sometimes unusual prejudices.
This can be quite extreme, some displaying prejudice that is in it's own right as vile as that attributed to the average red neck.
Most of them though are quite decent folk who just don't know that you can change your car's oil yourself.
Sammy Cityboy: I didn't know you had a pocket knife! why do you have a knife?
Hank Hick: It comes in handy. See? I just used it to open this package.
Sammy Cityboy: So you don't use it to like kill people?
Hank Hick: No.
Sammy Cityboy: oh...ok.
Hank Hick: ...if I wanted to do that I'd use my 12 gauge.
*Sammy faints*
Hank Hick: Sam, you're such a city slicker...that was a joke...
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When you take someone’s hair and squeeze the grease into your mouth to clean it.
After me and my gym bud got home from the gym I noticed how greasy his hair was. I asked him if I could give him a grease slicker and he said sure. So I grabbed a big chunk of his hair and squeezed the grease into my mouth and swallowed it. He thanked me for my kind deed.
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I did everything to her that I she liked. I was licking her twat, I had one finger up her pussy and one in the stink. After the oral-finger action, she rode on top of me, I took her doggie and finished her off missionary. I gave her one hell of a clitty slicker.
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A word used by Farmers to describe Gucci loafer wearers
Person 1: well well well look at the city slicker pulling off in his fancy German car
Person: 2: the car was made in Guatemala
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