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A slim jim is a 10/10 that is just skinny. They are a 10 in the face but have no curves. They have missionary faces with little to no ass or little bubble butts. They usually weigh 120lbs or less
Friend 1: “yo Keisha tripping”
Friend 2: “you right then thick hoes annoying”
Friend 1: “I want a slim-Jim”
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to be a dick; be slimey; to dodge a question
Where you ask somebody a question and they dodge that specific question; then you ask a non-related question and they answer.
You: Hey, you do the work for class?
Jim: .... (no answer)
You: you see those yankees?
Jim: yeah, they real good
that's a slim jim aka slim jimmin aka slime jime
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yeah i gave him a slim jim so he didnt get it on my sheets.
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a long small skinny penis, a girthless penis
After brian bear slipped his slim jim in that mandy moore bitch's mahogony slide, he pulled out and mosbied on her back and then proceeded to give her a sunkin rowboat!!
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A popular meat product composed almost entirely of detached Skinginas. Slim Jims also contain traces of horse semen, elephant clitoris (along with other forms of genitalia), and old-people piss.
Guy 1: What is this shit in my Slim Jim?
Guy 2: Oh that? That's just a piece of Skingina.
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an unfinished handjob.
I gave him a Slim Jim so he didnt get it in my sheets.
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gnaw on a slim jim for minutes on end, grinding it between your molars while the galons of salt turn your mouth into a desert untill the mangled hunk of flesh is just soft enough to shove down your GREASY FUCKING PIRATE THROAT with out tearing a hole
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