A slong is a warm friend you can snuggle up to.
Leah didn't have a giant plush dragon, so she went off to find her slong instead.
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Mary was touching my gigantic slong last night, it was good.
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A males penis which is long but skinny, the opposite of a chode.
Lisa: Sharon never had sex with Thomas! He has a slong!
Sharon: Well at least you don't have to have sex with Ashton, he has a chode.
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slong - short form for shenglong
Colloquial for fucking up and/or ugliness and boils
"Shit! i slonged! I'm in deep shit now!"
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a name of a willy or wilge thought to b at a large lenght but it only describes your ego and its really no longer than 3"
"hay man have a look at my slong its huge"
"what the fk man it only 3" you fool"
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To move your hand up and down on your hard dick until jizz pours out.
Last night, I slonged all over the carpet. Mom got mad
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