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slouche

A cross between a slut and a douchΓ©bag...

Jordan is such a slouche!

by Klade March 5, 2004

9πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


slouching

A human position that is commonly used while a person is sitting down. This position is also known as the "Tariq", named after the famous Tariq Ahmed. He used the art of slouching to seduce many women.

Man look at that guy slouching! He must get a lot of girls!

by Tariq Ahmed January 13, 2007

11πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Slouch

A recent slang word Meaning to kill, or destroy, or wreck, or any such form of light hearted devastation of a person place or thing. Best applied to non serious situations such as commentary on a death in a video game, tv show, or film.

Synonyms: Gank, Wreck, Reck, Shrek, Pwn, Own, Destroy, Devastate,

*Playing a video Game"
P1: aw man, did you see how that guy killed me?
P2: Yeah man, you got fucking S L O U C H E D.

*alternate*
According to all known laws of aviation, the honey bee should by no means attempt to fully Slouch a human being. To Slouch a human being would result in the bee's stinger getting stuck, and with it, their insides would be torn out. It is a form a poetic justice, that in attempting to Slouch, the bee would instead, Slouch himself.

by Azarath99 July 31, 2017

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Slouched

The long-term complications of standing are the conditions that may arise after prolonged time in standing position.

I automatically hitched my thumbs in my jeans and slouched, wondering if I could get away if I made a break for it.

by Austin Decker December 2, 2009

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


SLOUCH

A person who is less than, or unworthy of.

Your SLOUCH ass went and found a SLOUCH ass nigga, trying to make me jealous, how y'all SLOUCH ass figure?!

by Da Giggler July 22, 2018

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Slouch potato

Similar to a 'couch potato' but these people are lazy AND fat. Whereas 'couch potatos' are usually just lazy.

Being a slouch potato is much worse than being a couch potato.

I walked into the living room only to see my slouch potato older brother finishing yet another packet of Krispee Kremes.

You're already so lazy Jeff, if you keep eating all that junk food, you're gonna end up a slouch potato!

What a slouch potato!

by littlemissgiggles March 27, 2010

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Slouch Pouch

An older mans ball sack.

Phoebe: OMG Stacy, I saw the grossest ball sack yesterday. He was ancient.

Stacy: You mean a slouch pouch?

by xtina1313 May 23, 2015

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž