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A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.
I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.
He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.
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Somebody who is a veritable warrior when it comes to pounding pussy.
You should have see Ron Jeremy in that flick, man that dude is a bonafide cunt slugger if ever I saw one.
when you are having dirty butt sex with a girl and then after you pound her up the butt you smack your penis on her face.
Most professional baseball players prefer the louisville slugger.
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Chugging bourbon (Preferably Kentucky Gentlemen) straight from the handle.
Phrase stems from the South (Kentucky) and is a great tool for hazing pledges.
Chaser not included.
"Pledge! Bourbon Slugger now!"
"But I don't wanna, I'm so dru-"
"Do it!"
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A Milwaukee Slugger is achieved by loading a womans anus with ping-pong balls, baseballs, anal-beads, or even softballs??? (ouch) and then using your dick as a bat, through the vaginal wall, to knock the balls "out of the park."
Mike was giving me a Milwaukee Slugger last night, I can barely walk.
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Someone who sucks off two guys at the same time.
Hey Matt, Want to go for a Double Slugger with two strangers in the park this evening?
The act of having a baseball bat lubed in hot sauce shoved up your ass.
Person 1 - I'm having the worst day ever!!
Person 2 - Why? Were you on the business end of a Tijuana Slugger?
Person 1 - No...
Person 2 - Oh! I guess things aren't as bad as they could have been then...