slumberjack

The act of waking up with morning wood, and trying to think of a desturbing image to effectively "chop down the morning wood.

I woke up this morning with maaaad wood, and I slumberjacked away. TIMBERRRR!!!

Slumberjack

Waking up to being jerked off.

To Tristan’s surprise, he woke up from his dream of spicy chicken sandwiches to being slumberjacked by his older sister, Becky!