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A fetus slurper is someone who gives zero fucks about anything at all whatsoever. A fetus slurper may also take quite the liking to beans and other slimy, tiny, somewhat-edible things.
Cher: You're such a fetus slurper, rude remarks don't even affect you. Way to go!
Sal: Thanks. Let's go inhale chunky soup at an inhumane rate now.
A perjorative term for a homosexual.
Look at these two noodle slurpers over here in the Mini Cooper, they are probably headed to San Francisco for the Gay Pride parade.
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One who engages in open-ass slurping
uh dude, is that an ass your slurping? hey guys! check this out. Tad's an ass-slurper!
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a sad excuse for a human being that begs for just enough money on the corner of the street to buy a bottle of listerine to get drunk.
That nate dawg is one dirty listerine slurper!!
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A very basic female, typically of European or North American residence, who is really only concerned with fluffy animals (e.g. puppies, kittens, etc.) and how many dumb emoticons they can fit into their next text message. Their only salient concern outside of the initial two interests mentioned would be Starbucks. Witnesses report these strange creatures proposing to, hugging, and kissing Starbucks baristas as a thanks for a coffee (something that can be made quickly at home).
A Starbucks slurper will also most likely date you no matter how physically unattractive you are or grotesque your personality is as long as you own some type of fluffy animal as a pet.
They have absolutely zero tolerance for people who eat meat as well.
Normal Girl: Did you hear about the shooting downtown?
Starbacks Slurper: Who cares about all the dead people!? Two dogs died, they were so cute! *obnoxiously sips on pumpkin spice latte*
Normal Girl: You are the worst Starbucks Slurper I've ever met.
Starbucks Slurper: I'm a vegan, so that means I'm 30 IQ points smarter-er than you. I don't care what you think! Hmph!
you fucking shart slurping cunt!
so he called me over to bang, but he was just a shart slurper. he layed down on the ground and i got in a hammock above him and gave him something to shlurp on, McAfee style.
The defined indents on a girls cheek during a high pressure blow job. In time they may become permanent.
Wow! Mom look at those things on that girls face! Yes son those are slurper dimples, she must gag for a living.