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This is the house in Hogwarts where all of the racists go.
"I'm not a slytherin! Some of my best friends are mudbloods!"
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Great lovers of cheese, synonymous with DEATH.
Most commonly used in conjuction with 'of DOOM'
And of course, incredibly sexy.
What does Kreacher get from Hermione for Christmas in OotP?
DEATH
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slytherin ah one of the great hogwarts houses they are known to be cunning determined and resourceful I am a slytherin myself and it is the best house
A slang term for inserting one's flaccid penis into the mouth of a sleeping person.
She fell asleep while I was giving her a massage so I gave her the Slytherin.
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The most ambitious house at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry but seek only malicious things. Students in this house have the ability to go far in life but are stopped by their pure evil-ness.
Draco Malfoy is a smart kid, but because he is a slytherin, he is doomed to become a follower of Lord Voldemort.
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The house with the evil bois and Voldemort supporters.
Blake- I got Hufflepuff on my Pottermore quiz. What'd you get, Erin?
Erin- I got Slytherin.
Blake- *dials number* Hello, yes, 911? I need you to send police right now.
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the house in hogwarts where the kids are smoking crack and getting butt-fucked.
draco malfoy, slytherin's eir is one big crackhead and one big narc and not to top it all one dumb fuckin ass dipshit!!!!!!!!!!!
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