Smat

Smat is just smart but smatter

Phil: smat
Craig: fuck off, why am I still here, I want nothing to do with you, how are you finding me, I’m scared and concerned, go fuck yourself Phil, nobody likes you
Phil: you fucking skenk

Smat

Slang for semen. Usually during premature ejaculation.

Girl: "Me and Ted where tit fucking last night. We were gonna do some anal later but be came to early. There was Smat everywhere."
Girl 2: "ohh that's bad, did you kick him out?"

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SMAT

So Mad At That. Used when beyond angry.

Friend 1: I came home from work and caught the milkman banging my bitch.
Friend 2: Ohhh shit! Are you SMAT?
Friend 1: I am so SMAT! I loved that dog.

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Smat

Adjective
Describes an intelligent person who finds him/her self caught up in unintelligent situations.

Brad is smat, he aces his exams then goes to a bar, gets hammered and starts fights, which he never wins.

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Smat

To grab with your ass cheeks.

Be careful or I'll smat your face

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Smat

To squeeze between one's ass cheeks.

Smat it up!

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SMAT

Super Major Awkward Taco

this word is usually said when there is a really awkward situation and there is nothing else to say

Guy: "By the end of this week i'll sit on your lap and we'll be comfortable.." (awkward silence)

Girl:..............

Guy #2: SMAT

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