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Smilf: Based on the common phrase, "milf" (meaning "mom I'd like to f***"), a smilf is a single mom I'd like to f***.
Smilf: Any woman who is of an older age category who has no spouse or lover, whom one is sexually attracted to.
Examples of Smilfs vary based on opinion of attractive women. Woman must be older. Woman does not necessarily have to be a mother.
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SMILF, or Smurf MILF, is a word commonly used to describe an awesome, attractive collegiate woman that is short, like a Smurf, without kids that strives to be a mom, doing this by becoming the mother figure to friends that are a couple of years younger than her. Even though she wants to be the mother figure of her younger friends, or "kids," she also strives to be young again herself, attempting to live vicariously through her "kids." SMILFs can be found on many college campuses around the world, bringing joy and comfort to all those around.
"SMILF is so fucking cool, lets go hang out with her and pregame at her apartment."
Kid 1: "You think SMILF will let my girlfriend and I spend the night at her apartment tonight since we can't in the dorms?"
Kid 2: "Of course dude, she's fucking awesome!"
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Much like milf, its smilf.
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We all agree now that Megan Fox is married and has a step son with Brian Austin Green she is a MILF but she is another instance of a MILF. She is a Smilf :)
We all agree now that Megan Fox is married and has a step son with Brian Austin Green she is a MILF but she is another instance of a MILF. She is a Smilf :)
Megan Fox is a Smilf
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Angelina Jolie is a Smilf
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Single moms I wanna fuck or Single moms in late forties/fifties.
Smilf is a hot mom that is single w/kids. Also a hot woman in her 40's/50's.
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you can only be a smilf if you have 2 kids and u are already super hot, use this word wisely you cant just be throwing it around.
damn she has banging legs and 2 kids she is a perfect smilf
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Sexy MotherFucker I'd Like to Fuck
Damn he is a smilf.
Id like to do him.
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