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smock

verb - to smile with one's penis.

That guy had such an erection he was rock hard and smocking.

by Bill.i.am September 24, 2009

12πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


smock

smock is the combination of small and cock, smock

moonkid300 has a very small cock, in other words, he has a smock

by mr.potatochip2 March 7, 2022

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Smocking

Smocking is an embroidery technique used to gather fabric so that it can stretch.

Definitely NOT a gun, and NOT what Mueller's latest report contains.

"There is NO SMOCKING GUN! This one is pin-tucked and pleated"

by youcanbytemyascii December 11, 2018

17πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Smocking

The process after smoking any kind of intoxicating inhalants, preferably a marijuana blunt.

Diego and Ivan just got done smoking a blunt, so they're smocking it now.

by lamenralus August 10, 2010

17πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Smock

Someone who tries to use a word as an insult but has no idea what the word actually means to begin with. Kinda like using the wrong emoji in a twitch chat or Discord because they're just that stupid to not know when to use it. Can most be described as wearing an art-smock because you take it off after you're done, just like you stop being an idiot when the topic changes.
For example, boomer noob pepega

Stop acting like a fucking smock, you're making yourself look retarded.

by Words That I Use November 20, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Smocking

When one feels the need to throw on a smock, and just chill. Chillin' in a smock is real nice.

Me - "Yesterday I was just sitting there playing some videogames, and I suddenly felt the need to do some smocking."

You - "Oh, lovely. Smocking is real nice, isn't it?"

Me - "Sure is. Real nice."

by Lbs. Twinkie September 4, 2011

18πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Smocking

Trying to be a smartass and resulting in a typo. Alternative word for smoking by the President of the United States of America.

β€œDemocrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun...No Collusion.” @FoxNews That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,...
- Donald J. Trump

by Kirenuchiha1 December 10, 2018

42πŸ‘ 130πŸ‘Ž