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The act of pushing two peoples cheeks together so hard that they are squished together.
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The substance which is used to fill balloons that makes them stick to the ceiling.
How are those balloons sticking to the ceiling? They are filled with Smoof
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Smoof is a describing word. It is for people who do not attend university.
Paul is a Smoof. Cameron and the smoof went to the Store
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Smoofing is a sport where you stand in front of a crowd, look awesome, and receive points.
If you get over 9000 points after 3 rounds, you win.
Every three rounds is called a set, and anyone under 9000 will be eliminated after the set. If no one is under 9000, then the lowest score gets eliminated. If everyone is under 9000, everyone loses and a new game is started.
Scoring is based on 3 things: Appearance, Swagger, and Overall Awesomeness. The crowd scores each category on a scale of 1-1100 and its added up to make the final score.
A perfect score is 9900.
Smoofing is a hard game, a lot of non-professional smoofers change the rules so the required score is 8000 or even 7000, rather than the official 9000.
My recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 1032, 1098, 1025,
Swagger: 987, 1002, 996,
Overall Awesomeness: 1056, 1073, 1026,
Final score: 9295
I win.
Your recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 875, 885, 901
Swagger: 920, 916, 923
Overall Awesomeness: 956, 942, 948
Final score: 8266
Score below 9000, you lose.
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Tom! Orrrrrr somebody who's a bit of a wazzock.
Not related in anyway to Smoofy.
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Puff the smoke. Another way of saying smoke marijuana.
"Yo, you trying to poof the smoof tonight?"
noun/adj
An imaginary character that is the coolest guy that has ever lived. His status is sought by many and obtained by none.
Someone who is acting like thier shit don't stink. These people can usually be spotted with sunglasses on in the club.
"Look at that douchebag over there trying to look like he's JJ Smoof or somebody."
or
"Nick was wearing his glasses in the club the other night like he was JJ Smoof"
or
"Rob took his shirt off 2 blocks from the beach on Saturday. He was JJ Smoofin'.
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