smoosh

To squeeze lightly, slowly, lovingly.

I smooshed her boobies from the outside of her sweater.

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Smoosh

1. n; Seattle's remarkable pop-based indie-rock sister duo comprised of Asya (13) on vocals & keyboards and Chloe (11) on drums.

2. tr. v.; To squash or mash.

1. Smoosh is the most exciting band.

2. I sat on my sack lunch and squashed my pb&j.

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smoosh

An extraordinary hug. What it would be like to hug god if god had boobs and sprinkled you with fairy dust.

I could just smoosh you!

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Smoosh

To 'get it.' Have intercourse. To hook up. Generally unattached, but can be done between couples. Similar to smash only with more cuddly undertones. Smooshing might be used in place of 'smashing' when it's someone the person actually cares about, whether as a friend or more. They do, indeed, want to fuck, but a bit of cuddling and talking is not completely frowned upon and no ill will is meant with a smoosh. Just a mutual friendly fucking.

girl -"are you trying to smash?!"
boy - "no! not at all! but i wouldn't mind if we smooshed..."
girl - "oh, well that's fine then!"

girl1 - "so are you going to go get dinner with him?"
girl2 - "hell no! i just wanted to fuck. he wants to be friends and cuddle and smoosh. dinner will give him the wrong idea."

girl - "do you wanna smoosh tonight?"
boy - "hell yeah! my bed or yours?"

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Smoosh

When a small human lays their entire body onto a larger human in an effort to flatten the person completely.

Big human: "I'm tired, want to go lay down?"
Little human: "Yeah but I'm going to totally smoosh you!"

Big human: "After a good night of smooshing I always get No FX Hot Dog In the Hallway in my head."
Little human: 🎶 "When I get on top of her I can't touch the mattress." 🎶

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smooshing

the lesbian sexual act of tribadism, where in two women "smoosh pussies"

“No, I think I saw it on the TV late at night like a year ago. They were definitely fuckin’ smooshing.”
“I don’t think smooshing’s even a word.”
“Well that’s what they fuckin’ called it! They looked all happy and shit, too. Smooshing.”

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smoosh

to join/integrate

i smoosh my mint ice cream with strawberry ice cream and chocolate sprinkles...mmmmmmmm. smooshy.

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