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Often confused with Smooshy_Smoosh, infamous instagram user (There is no difference). Opuntia, commonly called prickly pear or pear cactus, is a genus of flowering plants in the cactus family Cactaceae. Prickly pears are also known as tuna (fruit), sabra, nopal (paddle, plural nopales) from the Nahuatl word nōpalli for the pads, or nostle, from the Nahuatl word nōchtli for the fruit; or paddle cactus. The genus is named for the Ancient Greek city of Opus, where, according to Theophrastus, an edible plant grew and could be propagated by rooting its leaves. The most common culinary species is the Indian fig opuntia.
Person one: Have you heard of Smooshy Smoosh?
Person two: Get the fuck out and never talk to me again
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A person, usually a male, who has a fresh shaven head resembling a squashed tomato. It is often hard to describe but obvious when seen, described only as being 'smooshy' and 'smooshy face' because for some reason the word face and not head comes to mind.
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A really short distance from the shaven scalp from a person's eyes a.k.a having a short forehead.
Chris! You got a new haircut! You're so smooshy! You have got a smooshy face!
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Passiontaly kissing an anti-hero with red masks or helmets (for example Red Hood)
Wow that smooshy redie was good!
When a group of guys stand in a circle, ejaculate on a cookie and the guy who cums last has to eat the cookie that was ejaculated on.
we are going to make a smooshy cookie.
To take one out to have sushi then proceed to sleep with them after.
Yo bro, I am about to get some smooshi with this chick tonight.
A word of endearment for the vagina.
“ hey girl, give me some of that smooshy.”