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Smooth Brain

When you underperformed at Magic the Gathering the most skill based game of all time so you convert to Flesh and Blood so you can win coin toss games.

I thought he was a smart guy so I avoided him cause i thought he was an incel but turns out he is a Smooth Brain Dickless Midget so i hooked up with him cause he is much easier to control.

by Vortakainia August 26, 2021

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smooth brain no weinkles

Smooth brain no weinkles. The way to spell wrinkles while having the smooth brain.

Guy 1: smooth brain no weinkles.
Guy 2: what

by Probot 99 November 30, 2020


mega smooth brain

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is so smooth brain that he's mega smooth brain

by dr.cocslong February 27, 2021

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Smooth Brain

A brain that has the quality of smoothness: having an even and consistent surface

Person 1: Wow! Person 2, I am feeling your exposed brain right now, it is so smooth and without wrinkles or blemish. Such a smooth brain!
Person 2: Thank you, Person 1, your compliment is received in a sense of nuanced gratification. I can only imagine the physical ramifications of the immense, sweltering envy you possess as a result of the sheer superiority I display before you, both corporeal and cognitively.

Person 1: Ok, jackass.

by Phil Johnson 47 December 5, 2020

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Smooth brain hours

When you are feeling particularly dumb during a studying session you are experiencing smooth brain hours.

Having a smooth brain is a sign of little to no intelligence, animals such as the koala bear, rats, and Magga have an extremely smooth brain and therefore are quite unintelligent.

"Hey Theodore I can't seem to find the solution to this math problem"
"No wonder Guni just look at Maggie in the corner over there counting cards, we are deep in the smooth brain hours"
"Ahh I feel it in my veins"
"The only way out is to embrace it and wait it out yung one"

by The_Carrot_Man May 8, 2021


smooth brain

A chill and easy going person who knows how to keep people happy, comfortable, and interested in life. From wherever begins to wherever it goes to. Lots of love to all the smooth brains out there.

I hope to read stories about people who had a moment where a smooth brain appeared and made an otherwise situation that much better.

by whatshouldIeatforlunch December 8, 2020

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Smooth brained crayon eating ape

Retail investors who invested in GameStop. They demanded a change from the SEC to ban PFOF(Payment for order flow) which was invented by Bernie Madoff and used by Citadel and company to manipulate markets. drsgme.org

Smooth brained crayon eating apes are making DD's on r/Superstonk.

by fellowApe June 11, 2022

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