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Mark Smyth, formerly known as the poon smasher of the year
Mark smyth smashes poon
stupid brits stupid brits stupid brits stupid brits stupid brits stupid brits stupid brits stupid brits stupid brits stupid brits stupid brits stupid brits stupid brits stupid brits stupid brits
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A averagely sized male with the vision of stevie wonder and a haircut equivalent to a lesbian who is still questioning her sexuality.
He is considered very petit among the male species and must be protected at all costs.
Loves black women and yet still gets no pussy
this guy looks like the lesbian off the chase
Sigma Male: Must be a Theo Smyth
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Alderon is the most stunning! The biggest sweetheart in the entire world and he'll make a nice comfy spot in your heart. One would desire to gaze into his shiny forest green brown eyes the whole day long. No matter what time of the day it is, he always makes your heart pound with happiness. Super company, super adorable, super sweetie, superman reinvented:) So caring and kind, he will be able to read your inner most feelings - MAGICAL. He'll truly make you smile every time you see him. Alderon is AMAZING. love you Alderon.
Alderon J Smythe... gosh you're something so so special, gorgeous one. k3ve you heaps :)
a place we’re they make shitty bikes
Can I burn all of Smyths Toys Superstores bikes
Beards of the most magnificent sort. The biggest, fullest, fluffiest, most man-tastic beard a guy has the pleasure of growing.
"Dang, that guy has a kelsey smyth beard! It's awesome!"
Madison is a very hard working girl. She thinks she could never become something more but she can as long as she works and does what she loves. She is a very beautiful young girl but she thinks she’s fat Andy ugly when nobody thinks so, she is so beautiful on the inside and out but she doesn’t know it. She has meh grades but that’s because school drowns her energy it makes her tired and bored. She thinks her friends don’t like her but they do in fact they love being around her she thinks she unfunny but they think opposite madison is an amazing smart talented girl she just needs the confidence. She is the most loyal girl you can ever meet she is shy at first but thenk when you get to know her she’s a whole different person she stands out in a large crowd she is worth more then she thinks.
Friend: madison rose smythe is so beautiful
Friend2: right she’s worth gold