The act of defecation. Taking a crap. Shitting. The Deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to "snap it off" is to excrete it.
Come on into the theater, I got the tickets!
Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.
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Snap off Bob is the slang term for when one takes a dump and it breaks off before it has fully left the anal passage.
"Oh no, I've done a snap off bob!" could be exclaimed after someone has been to the bathroom and thinking they have finished, realises that there is more to come.
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I'll be right back, I gotta go snap off a monkey tail!
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when you are having a poo and you "snap the key off in the lock" it breakes off so you loose all your ground and suddenly gravity has no affect on your poo resulting in working harder
Gwen: how was your poo dear?
James: yes dear quite Satisfying up untill
i snaped the key off in the lock!
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A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.
Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.
Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.
Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.
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I'm just off to the john to snap off a pig biscuit.
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