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The white matter present in sausages and spam, and especially salami.
Lebanon bologna is full of snarfles.
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A fast, excited episode of hysteria upon which the one who snarfles, humps someone like a hyena on crack in a matter of seconds, resulting in an extreme orgasmic sexual episode, that lasts all within the period of a minute or less.
"Dude, I totally snarfled that chick like 5 minutes ago. She's recovering..."
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The sound a giraffe makes when speaking to another giraffe. The sound is inaudible by humans.
The giraffe's snarfle was calm and soothing to his mate.
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V. To peruse (a particularly geeky product or service) with excitement. The term stems from the sound that the brown monsters in DOOM 1make.
We spent all night snarfling over the latest "Science and Surplus" catalog.
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The sound that is made when sucking in snot while sniffling or sobbing
Mary snarfled in her sniffles to prevent the snot from running out of her nose.
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Snarfle: To repeated rub back and shouldlers, followed by head and snout, on a soft surface.
My dachshund likes to snarfle when he is especially relaxed.
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snarf /snärf/
–verb (used with object), -ed
1. To Steal. Specifically, to steal in such a way as to make the theft unlikely to be noticed; esp.
–noun
1. the act or practice of snarfling.
snarfled -v
"I awoke to see that someone had masterfully snarfled all the Cereal in the house."
snarfling -v
"When I turned the corner to see what was making all the rustling I saw phillip snarfling all of the cupcakes!".
snarf -n
"Andrew and I ran out of snacks. We both decided to proceed upon a great snarf in order to procure some confections from my mother's kitchen."
snarfler -n
"I had left all my cookies on the window sill to cool and when I returned I discovered a great snarfler had stolen every other chocolate chip so that no one would ever find out".
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