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A smart ass remark made by wanna be hipsters who think they cloak their douchebaggery in a self important sense of fey cleverness and ironic witticism.

Usually those who make "snarky" remarks , can expect to receive a punch to the face , which usually results in cries of injustice, inevitably leading to an apology for bleeding all over the aggressors shirt after being punched again for being a whiny little bitch.


That hipster douchebag made some snarky remark , so I punched him in his skinny pants face. He started crying so I hit him again, then he apologized for bleeding all over my shirt like the little bitch he is.

by VousEnculez April 16, 2009

78๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


snark

A often-overused phrase that originally meant a loving, yet evil kind of sarcasm. Now, spreading like crabs at a whorehouse to even the real world, it signifies the horrifying end of real humor as we know it.

OMG! They said "Snark" on Entertainment Tonight!! Oooh, snap! Shout-out!

by AfterBirth April 15, 2006

73๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snarks

Small annoying creatures that came out of the dimensional doorway that Gordon Freeman opened in Half Life.

OMFG the snarks!!1!

by WWGFD May 6, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snark

(n) A cigarette, in particular a marlboro red.

(v) The act of smoking said cigarette

Yo nigga you trying to snark a snark? I'm finna elevate this buzz

by Honkydorie July 3, 2016

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Snark

A male who enjoys smelling objects that had close contact with female private parts ... example: toilet seats, bicycle seats, office chairs.

Steve always uses the bathroom after Chelsea uses it. I wonder if he's a snark?

by marekhud July 14, 2010

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Snarked

In the words of Lewis Carroll -
"Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes:

A thing, as the Bellman remarked,
That frequently happens in tropical climes,
When a vessel is, so to speak, "snarked.""

In certain groups, that are also keen with Hunter S Thompson syndrome Snarked pertains to the bewildering psychedelic often times dire situations, certain to be awkward or queer looking upon realization.

When he had a head full of LSD he often exclaimed "I'm absolutely Snarked"

by Thuhsecksmacheen April 30, 2016

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Snarking

It is when someone secretly sends humorous or embarrasing e-mails from another persons e-mail address as a practical joke.

Make sure you log out, or you'll be a victim of snarking.

by Malden June 28, 2007

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