Snarps

The snarps is a sickness that causes you to commit snarp

I've got the snarps HELP OR RUN

Snarp

Steal.

My cat just snarped my cheesecake. He's always just a-snarpin' here and a-snarpin' there.

Snarp

To do something quickly

Person 1 - wow Julia really snarped that food
Person 2 ya she snarped it alright!

snarp

sneeze, burp, then fart.

I need to snarp.