Snatchel

The satchel that goes missing in the time it takes for someone to die and respawn in Warzone.

I won my gulag can you guys watch my stuff for a second before you push?

Your loadouts still there but I’ve got the snatchel.

Sneeze in your snatchel

When your licking the mango but her snatchpatch tickles your nose and you surprisingly sneeze in her vagina.

Carl was vigorously eating out his girlfriend when a stray pube tickled his nose and made him sneeze.
Carl: "I love when I sneeze in your snatchel"