Sniper

Noun, verb
Someone who is unnaturally adept at propelling small objects at smaller targets with great skill and accuracy, most often in sports, I.e. Soccer, hockey, lacrosse, and football, or with an actual sniper rifle. More general uses are those who can fling small pieces of debris at trashcans, teachers, peoples' heads, eyes, exposed cleavage, and balls with great accuracy and velocity, thus causing general mayhem and annoyance.

Common projectiles include: trash, balls, gum bands, pencils, pens, soccer balls, footballs, hockey pucks/balls, sticks, food(carrots), cards, cd's, bottle caps, etc. You get the point.

Common targets: head, face, eyes, junk, cleavage, goals, trashcans, teachers, etc. Anything that shows you have done skill.

Dude, did you see that shot?! He's a freakin' sniper!

Whoa, did you really get that in the trash from here? You're a sniper.

I totally just sniped him in the junk from here with that ball.

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snipere

snipere a person who loves tf2 sniper gang and will always get mvp as sniper

taylor is a goated sinpere on tf2

have you seen the snipere clan there way to good at tf2

Sniper!

A game that's amusing to watch if there's a large crowd.
Someone shouts out "sniper" and anyone who hears falls to the ground as quickly as possible, as if there actually is a sniper present.
Once everyone is down, the people on the floor aren't allowed to stand back up until the person who has previously shouted, "sniper" declares "false alarm, it's safe now".
Be completely amusing if it was a flash mob, such as the T-Mobile adverts.

Jack: "Sniper!"
-everyone falls to floor, waits twenty minutes-
Jack: "Oh, false alarm. It's safe now".

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Sniper

A joint rolled so tight, after taking a hit you feel like you've been shot in the head.

"Dude, after smoking that sniper you rolled last night, I woke up in the bathtub."

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Sniper

Upon climax of the missionary position the male removes his penis from the vagina and rests it on the "bush", aming for a nostril of choice to ejaculate into. It's a long shot, but it can be done.

I gave her the sniper and she didn't even see it coming.

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sniper

1.) A highly talented marksman.

2.) In multiplayer gaming, someone who employs high powered rifle type weapons. Often tries to emulate military snipers.

uber1337: I'm a great sniper.

Manawski: No, you aren't.

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Sniper

When Someone Trips or Falls.

John was walking and stumbled on the curb

Jim Yelled, "Sniper!"

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