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Snot Rocket

The resulting visual when a large gooey slimy snot is launched in a magnificent trajectory from ones nostrils due to vociferous laughing, sneezing, or crying. The trajectory has been known to reach an apogee of 3 to 4 feet above the launch site. These are especially delicious when they land on someone or something that has a deep fear of this sort of occurrence.

"Cleetus became the life of the party once he sneezed on old Mary Jane Rottencrotch and her pretty pink panties at the mixer and then landed that tremendous snot rocket on her face.

by Alfonso T. Watt December 27, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snot Rocket

A penis.

My boyfriend's snot rocket blew the biggest wad in my ham wallet last night!

by TheFurBurglar June 6, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snot Rocket

a booger thats stuck in one nostrel and you pout your finger on the other nostrel and blow as hard as you can until the booger flies out.

"Jeez your nose is a never-ending snot hole!"
"Shit son did you see that booger fly?"
"Yeah that was definately a snot rocket!

by Billy Squire November 13, 2005

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Snot rocket

When you are eating her out from behind and blow your nose into her two-hole, then you take your rocket and prime the rim and yell "snot rocket!" as your ram it in.

Last night I had her bent over the bed and gave her the 'ol snot rocket! And she exclaimed "was that the Covid?"

by Bigheav69 December 26, 2022

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Vantucky Snot Rocket

A sexual act between a man and a woman occurring in the city of Vancouver, WA (also known as Vantucky). When the man indicates he is close to climax, the woman assumes a position on her knees and begins fellatio to help him through said climax. At the instant of climax, however, the man simultaneously grabs a handful of hair of the unsuspecting woman (to restrict mobility), pulls out of her mouth and deftly guides the tip of his penis so the urethra is aimed directly up one of her two nostrils. He then releases a magnificent stream of ejaculate into her nasal cavity. The woman then instinctively attempts to evacuate the ejaculate from her nostril by holding the empty nostril shut and blowing forcefully through the "plugged" nostril, blowing the semen out much like a traditional snot rocket.

She sounds like she's a little stuffed up today ... her boyfriend probably gave her a Vantucky Snot Rocket last night

by ko2blkul April 29, 2011

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Snot Rocket

when a guy blows snot on you

my boyfriend blew a snot rocket on me on our date

by Sexay momma July 6, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swedish Snot Rocket

When one cums in another's nose, and that person shoots it back into the first person's mouth.

She gave me a Swedish snot rocket, it was great, take me to the clinic.

by iwubwubwubyou August 30, 2013