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sport that skiers wish the could do
wow that guy with the snowboard beat up that skier with his own poles.
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the coolest sport in the world that involves going down a snow covered mountain strapped to a board. like skiing, but with only one board and much better
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Snowboarding has nothing to due with skiing, other than the fact they both occur on the snow. The story about the drunk skier is fake. It originated from snowboarding and surfing. I hope you assholes learn that! It is simply the best sport in the world! Also it is a great sport to show off to chicks.
Chick-Whats your favorite sport?
Snowboarder-Snowboarding.
Chick-Really? Let's fuck!
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Snowboarding is cool
Im almost as cool as snowboarding is. And im really cool.
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Snowboarder: noun. A person who participates in the sport of snowboarding officially or unofficially.
Snowboarder: slang. Slang amongst skiers meaning: take cover.
Noun example: Shaun WHite = professional snowboarder. Valerire D = unprofessional snowboarder.
Slang example: *Hears rough whooshing sound from up the mountain*. "Snowboarder!" *moves to avoid collison.*
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The action of giving two guys a foot job simultaneously. It's awesome.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see Jessie give snowboarding lessons to those other two guys!"
Guy 2: "Yah man. I'd let her wax me up and ride me anyday!"
Guy 1's dad: "Ummm...she already ripped up my slopes!"
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Basically the most fun...ever. The best winter sport period. Altho in response to "the angry gnome" I'm one of those little effers that just jib...because i have no place to go backcountry. So yeah, I wont say snowboarding is better then skiing...because i ahev never gone skiiing...but all those little 6 yr old rich skiiers on the hill certainly PISS ME OFF
Dumb Kid at my school: "Hey look, that kid thinks she's so cool because she thinks she can snowboard"
me: *flawlessly grinds a rail*
Dumb kid: *faints because of my awesomeness*
Other dumb kid "Maybe i should try snowboarding..."
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