motor-boating someones taint and eating out their ass with whipped cream or other tasty confections
Dave: you got something on your nose there, Bob
Bob: oh snap! I forgot to wash my face
Dave: looks like you were up all night snurg nurgling!
Bob: I am not ashamed
To furiously sniff girls biycicle seats or gussets while wanking
A storm snurge just came over me, biycicle seats are just not the same anymore. Vagisel was a bad idear!
the passion for sniffing ladies bicycle seats
when she's off that bike ill be over there and perform the art of snurg worzelling
Smoke. Either prefabricated or home made. Used exactly as "fags" (In the cigarette sense).
Where's me bally snurgs?
Small rabbit/bunny that is soft and fluffy.
"That Snurg was so cute!" "I've always wanted a Snurg"
To go around having a hard sniff at someones bike seat (specifically after a long bike ride)
Oh my gosh greg look at the guy snurging those bike seats! Or to be a snurge
A creepy dirty dog of a pervert, like a mix of Jimmy Saville and Steptoe; the type to come in a snotty hanky.
The next door neighbour likes to hang all of his yellow underwear on the communal stairs, he's a bit of a snurge.