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The feeling of soreness caused by keeping your mouth open while flying.
I was flying the other day with my mouth wide open and i caught a case of the soar throat
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soar ing ea gle
sawr-ing, sohr- ee-guhl
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: a sexual act that is preformed between a man and a woman; requiring (but not limited to) a jet powered wingsuit, plane, and stunt air bag.
Description:
The man is to jump from a plane, wearing a jet powered wingsuit, at approximately 2,000 feet above the ground achieving a decent angle of 25 degrees parallel the horizon. The man will hold this angle until he has reached the woman. The woman will lie in wait, in the missionary position. As the man is mere inches from the ground, and the woman, he will engage the jets to achieve horizontal flight. As he reaches the woman he will insert his penis into her vagina. The woman will then wrap her legs tightly around the man’s hips. This will insure that the woman does not fall before the appropriate moment. The man will then increase the jets to full power in order to achieve an ascent angle of 35 degrees. The man and woman will then travel a distance of 100 feet where they will reach the drop zone. Once this point has been reached, the man will then go into a 15 degree decent angle. At this time, the woman will let go of the man’s hips and slid of his penis, falling onto the stunt air bag. The man will then again ascend until he has reached a safe altitude to release his parachute. (Note: The altitude to deploy one’s parachute will depend on the altitude at which this act is being preformed)
Steve- "Did you hear what happened to Tom?"
Fred- "No."
Steve- "His girlfriend want to try the soaring eagle, and he broke his dick off."
Fred- "You can do that?"
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SoaR Humid is a member of SoaR Sniping. He gives the d to random kids on call of duty. He trickshots the hell out of people.
Guy 1: Dude did you see that mala equip two piece that SoaR Humid hit?!
Guy 2: No show me it!
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maps made by - Soar - in any game
they are completely random and stupid and should die and suck
also are some unreadable bullshit from 2012 and not in time or on beat smh
"bro this some soar mapping"
"yea tf"
Widely known around the Rhode Island-Massachusetts area. He is known for his fashion statements and epically messed up hair, which he achieves by manipulating the product Big Sexy Hair. He is followed everywhere by an ever-changing band of groupies.
Sean:Seein' Kevin Soares is like seein' a celeb!
Jesus: Eshhhhh! yes, my son, it is.
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A wild flamingo with the biggest cock in town. It is usually located in Rackz basement fucking his dead decapitated corpse.
SoaR Haunt was lurking around the rackz household sticking his dick in anything that moves when suddenly, Smitteh caught him brutally ass fucking sully.
To have sexual relations with a female and then never contact her again.
Duuuuuuude that party last night was insane I totally managed to score and soar with that hot blond chick.
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