Soiling

Definition: When you drop fecal matter in your undergarments.

Example: He was so gassed, he was soiling himself.

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Soil

To soil oneself is to shit thy pants.
To soil anything else is to get it dirty.
Because soil is....
DIRT!

And excrement.
bwahahaha I said excrement.
Did I spell that right?
God damn it...

Oh yeah, for all you illiterate asswipes out there, exrement is also shit. Shit, like what you wipe off asses, asswipe motherfuckers.
PAHHhahaa

"Damn it,I've soiled myself"
"You've gone and soiled my carpet with your dirty ass shoes, you bastard" (soiling things is generally a no-no folks. DOWN WITH THE SOIL!)

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SoIL

SoIL stands for So In Love

*watching a couple grossly canoodling*

"ewwwwww, they are so SoIL!"

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soilings

to be/get very drunk or done in.

there were many soilings lastnight.

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Soil

To nut while making out with a girl before sex.

Reese was making out with Olivia and Soiled.

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Soil

Soil is a slang term for "soy sauce" used by native Hawaiians.

Kaleolani: What ah you doing bruddah?
Kaleo: I frying one fish and we gunna hav rice too.
Kaleolani: OK, I gunna bring da Aloha Soil.
soy sauce Aloha Soil Soyl hawaiian slang

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Human soil

A fancy Italian man's term for poop

Can you exuse me William, I have to go to the lavatory to make some human soil

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