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A.K.A. "Ass Hat". This term was invented for those who find the terminology "Ass Hat" offensive or unsuitable for younger ears.
Ex. 1:
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"
Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**
The act of scrunching the uncircumsised foreskin of the male member into the shape of a shot glass and filling it with the liquor of your choice for all your homies/homegirls to sample.
Person # 1: Dude, you better hurry up!
Person # 2: Why?
Person # 1: Man, Wamp is giving out the Sandusky Sombrero with Grey Goose, and you know how quick that runs out!
Person #2: Word!
Striking out five times in one baseball game.
Arod might be taking a platinum sombrero tonight, he's got four Ks and it's only the seventh inning.
the act of spraying fecal matter onto your partners hair during intercourse after having eaten a larger amount of popcorn kernels.
Why does her hair smell like that?
I heard Bobby gave her a Crusty Sombrero
Halo of hair around the stinkstar
I went in for a Brazilian and they took care of my hair sombrero while they were at it.
No problem: taco edition 🌮🌮🌮
Bruh I like that shirt
Thanks man
No problémo sombrero my guy
A small hat that fits on the tip of a penis
I surprised my girl big time last night with a new Tony-Sombrero.