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donkey sombrero

A.K.A. "Ass Hat". This term was invented for those who find the terminology "Ass Hat" offensive or unsuitable for younger ears.

Ex. 1:
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"

Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**

by Dr. Courtney DVM June 01, 2007


Sandusky Sombrero

The act of scrunching the uncircumsised foreskin of the male member into the shape of a shot glass and filling it with the liquor of your choice for all your homies/homegirls to sample.

Person # 1: Dude, you better hurry up!
Person # 2: Why?
Person # 1: Man, Wamp is giving out the Sandusky Sombrero with Grey Goose, and you know how quick that runs out!
Person #2: Word!

by Senor Musk October 27, 2006


platinum sombrero

Striking out five times in one baseball game.

Arod might be taking a platinum sombrero tonight, he's got four Ks and it's only the seventh inning.

by Matthew Pryce July 22, 2006


Crusty sombrero

the act of spraying fecal matter onto your partners hair during intercourse after having eaten a larger amount of popcorn kernels.

Why does her hair smell like that?

I heard Bobby gave her a Crusty Sombrero

by KrazyEight May 12, 2010


Hair sombrero

Halo of hair around the stinkstar

I went in for a Brazilian and they took care of my hair sombrero while they were at it.

by possumbunny October 31, 2014


no problémo sombrero

No problem: taco edition 🌮🌮🌮

Bruh I like that shirt
Thanks man
No problémo sombrero my guy

by follow me on Instagram August 17, 2019


Tony-sombrero

A small hat that fits on the tip of a penis

I surprised my girl big time last night with a new Tony-Sombrero.

by BeyoncesMikesHardLemonade May 18, 2016