Sorrells

The best damn library in all of Carnegie Mellon. Its many unique characteristics include not being open 24/7, always smelling like food that people people smuggle in, never having any empty study space, leaky roof panes, always featuring people napping in the most high-traffic areas, and its group-work rooms always having single occupants. But at least it's in the heart of the building, so the Wean Hall turtle head can say "my heart is in the work" if it ever develops the ability to speak.

Is it spelled sorrels or sorells? The world may never know.
Let's go work on our 112 in Sorrells.

Sorrell

Sorrell is a kind girl who is always looking out for you. She is beautiful and smart. Sorrell has flashing eyes and a nice smile. Sorrell is caring and loving to all, and is secretly a sex machine. Sorrell is the sweetest person you will ever meet. Sorrell tends to have a friend who wears robes, Sorrell wears robes too. Sorrell will help you when you need it and has insanely good fashion. Sorrell has the most perfect lips and a swoopy nose.

PERSON 1: "Sorrell is so kind, she helped me with so much in class today and she's so smart!"
PERSON 2: "I know right! Have you noticed, when she looks at you... her eyes! They're mesmerising!"
PERSON 1: "Yes, they are! I lose myself in her eyes. Her nose is perfect and her lips are beautiful!"