sorted

To be have enough chemicals to stay awake longer then you should over the weekend. Now so overused outside the original context this phrase is nausiating to the ear.

I was sorted for e's and whizz and ad a bang up time round the M25 in 1989.

OR

Did you get me some chips? Soooorted.

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Sort

"Sort" is actually an acronym for the term sought after and is used by lads and gals to describe someone as good looking or attractive.

Corrr babe he is a right sort aint he

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SORTS

A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.

I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.

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Sorted

A word most used by chavs

when a crime is succesfully carried out and a new paket of nappies or a signet ring is in the sticky hands of a chav it is a job wel done known to be sorted

Yeah, Mate thats sorted that is.

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SORT

Sort Of Re Tweet

In Twitter people use RT (= ReTweet) at the beginning of a post when they are retweeting it. This means you're copying a post from another person and forwarding it in your own network.

When you're using Twitter and are Retweeting a post, but you change it, make it personal, you're not actually Retweeting it, but SORT OF retweeting it.

A person has a post on Twitter:

Best Wedding Entrance Ever is back online. Still don't know why is was offline : example.username.nl/videochannel/video/1651

You want to forward this post in your own Twitternetwork, but don't want to use the exact same words, so you use the abbreviation SORT in stead of RT to make this clear.

SORT @example.twitterusername best weddingmovie ever! shorturl.bit.ly/KNy7Z .. made me :-)

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Sorted

Getting fucked up, but not blacking out all the way.

Jessica went to a party on Saturday at the Woodlands and got sorted on shots of vodka but didnt blackout.

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Sort

A word than is used around England meaning Sorted, Hot or Good.

Example 1: Yo did you see dom's house last night he had a PS3 Plasma screen, everything it was well sort.

Example 2: Ooh did you see that chick last night at the cafe, she was well Sort.

Example 3: Yo you should meet my friend Tom, he is well sort.

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