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Basically, a facial hair feature that resembles a Hitler mustache that migrated south, but otherwise having little to no relation to the genocidal fascist dictator, and not at all necessarily bad or evil. Opinions upon the soul patch can vary widely from person to person. Contrary to popular belief, it doesn't necessarily have to mean or indicate anything.
Woman 1: "Why are you dating that creep? He's got that weird tuft of hair below his lower lip..."*shudders*
Woman 2: "I actually think the whole soul patch thing is kinda sexy."
I wouldn't be caught dead, dying, or undead wearing that stupid square "soul patch" crap above my chin.
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The act of sharting (See: Shart) on a woman’s chin while she is performing oral sex.
“Dude last night Kim was giving me a hummer and it relaxed me so much I sharted and Soul Patched her.”
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A person questioning their sexuality who uses a same sex openly gay friend to have a pseudo-relationship with. They flirt with, question, and faux date their gay friend under the guise of friends hanging out.
It doesn't cover up as much as a full beard, and most people can see what's going on underneath.
My best friend asked me to the movies and asked me how I "knew" I was sexually attracted to women, I think I am her soul patch.
My friend insists we hang out everyday, when I told him I was too busy he acted like I broke up with him. I think I am his soul patch.
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Verb; An intentionally ambiguous term implying an unknown or unforeseen threat, promise, or praise; spoken in a spirit of complete and purposeful ambivalence which will leave the implied act completely to the imagination.
1.) As a threat: "Do that again, dude, and I swear I will soul patch your ass."
2.) As a vague, neutral comment or invitation: "Want to soul patch later?"
3.) As a prop: "dude, that was soul patch!"
Note: this term is best used with completely mixed emotional overtones, all the better to confuse the intended audience. For Instance, use example 2 in the same tone you would say example 1. Better: example 1 in the tone of example 3. Hilarity ensues, guaranteed.
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(n). A girlfriend or wife of a gay man, traditionally called a Beard, but for religious reasons.
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Definition: 17th century sexual tactic that local Transylvanian women would practice when they wanted Dracula to swoop in unbeknownst and deliver a thick midnight piping. See: moon poon. Women would shave their nether-regions to the match the shape and size of Dracula's soul patch. So that when the soul patches unite, they mend together like Velcro, and Dracula sucks her living soul out of the vagina.
Definition 2: A sponge of juice. Containing DNA samples. Especially Winona Ryder's. Everyone's had a ride.
example: "Johnny Jr, what do you think has seen more pussy, Dracula's Soul Patch or Dr. Robotnik's crusty creepy old mustache?"
When you smear fecal mater on you chin in an effort to pass it off as a beard.
Did you see Frankie's new beard? Ya, it's a Columbian soul patch.