sp

(Sexual) service provider; courtesan; prostitute

The Canadian Escort Review Board has a SP-only section to warn each other of bad johns.

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(sp?)

Most often used by stupid people who aren't sure about their spelling but can't think to look it up on the internet.

I stuk (sp?) an appl (sp?) intu (sp?) my uglie (sp?) coont (sp?) !!!!!!!111111oneone1111!!!11!!!!!one

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SP

An abbreviation of a Romanian word ''sugi pula'' (read as sooj poola) which means ''suck my dick''

Person 1: Hey nice T-shirt!
Person 2: Thank you, actually it's a second-hand T-shirt.
Person 1: I know, you're too poor for more than that.
Person 2: SP !

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sps

STRAIGHT POUND SESSION

A: You know that girl Daina?

B: Ya, sps

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SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

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SP

Short for Standard Practice. Often used as a reply by an individual to another who has told a story or described what they have recently done which is deemed as "standard practice". Is often used sarcastically.

John- " I was wasted last night"
Paul- "SP"

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sp

'Suppressive Person' as coined by self-proclaimed Scientologist, Tom Cruise in the ever increasingly popular interview seen on youtube where he can not control his laughter and brags about stopping to help people who are in accidents along the highway.

"They said: 'so, like... have you met an SP?'" <cackling laughs> "And I looked at them and...You know..."
"And I thought how what a beautiful thing because maybe one day it will be like that. You know what I'm saying? Maybe one day it will be that..." <can't control his laughs> "Wow, SPs, like, they'll just read about those in the history books, you know." --Tom Cruise

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