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Due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night
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like the hottest thing in the world. seriously. (aka masturbating)
Lizzy and nona and kelly looove spanking the monkey. but not as much as Kari! hahaha
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to engage in the act of making love, to have sexual intercourse.
kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey
uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey
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For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly
Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.
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A game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. After the winner may choose to call the guy a faggot and blow his load onto his face.
Dude me and gouch were playing Spank Ze Monkey yesterday and i totally fucking lost! He blew his load onto my eye and called me a faggot, humiliating as shit.
another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.
"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."
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my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn
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