speed

When you’re running super late for an event and go 20+ miles above the speed limit and don’t give a fuck about the risk of getting pulled over.

Fuck I forgot my backpack at home now I gotta speed home and get it

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speed

Edgar

i am speed

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Speed

What I feel the need for.

I feel the need, the need for speed.

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Speed

Amphetamine or amphetamine salts. Not meth, you incorrigible fucknuts. Speed lacks a methyl group. Don't do meth.

John: I'm on speed right now.

Joe: You're on meth?!

John: No, I'm on SPEED, you incorrigible fucknut.

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Speed

Distance divided by time.

Or Meth.

"Let's do speed so I can stay up all night and study for my finals!!11shift!"

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speeding

The affects you feel off of a drug thats an upper, such as cocaine,crack,ecstacy,adderral, or meth.

after taking ecstacy: "im speeding dude"

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speeding

It's like jaywalking, an offense that virtually everyone commits. There difference between the two is that speed laws are actually enforced (though quite selectively), usually to meet quotas.

Oh noes you were speeding 90 mph in the middle of the night on the interstate with no other cars within a mile what a danger to other citizens

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