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Type of Paintball match where the goal is not to capture the flag. The goal is to tag out the opposing team.
Lots of people on UD don't know how to properly use the "Pronunciation" box.
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In baseball, it's a fastball according to Bruce Springsteen's Glory Days.
I had a friend was a big baseball player
back in high school
He could throw that speedball by you
Make you look like a fool boy
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A drinking game involving a min. of 4 players (2 players on each team), 4 cans of beer and a pong ball.
A can of beer is set on each corner of a retangular table. Each team takes a side and cracks their beers (not all the way, only slightly as to ease opening during actual play). Then one person on either team throws the pong ball at the opposing teams beer. If they hit it they have to open their beer all the way and then drink as quickly as possible while the other team hurries to get the ball and return it to the table. When the other team recovers the ball they must return it to the table< touching it to the table, and yelling stop. This in turn signals the opposite team to stop drinking. Now its' the other teams' turn. A team may have more than 2 players if one is unable to run and designates a 'runner' (someone who returns the ball to the table after it is thrown). The object of the game is to be the first team to drink both cans of beer (hence the name "Speedball". You may not share/swap beers with each other or the opposing teams. You may not touch the other teams beer. No one, outside of the players on your team, is allowed to assist in returning the ball to the table.
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Speedball was one of the greatest games on the Commodore Amiga computer (and ST but let's not talk about that POS - spit).
Written by the Bitmap Brothers and published in 1991, it combined elements of the film "Rollerball" and... a computer game. Extreme violence coupled with super-smooth graphics and crunching sound ensured a two-player contest between you and your best mate ended up in fisticuffs.
A sequel was written, Speedball 2, which captured all of the elements of the first game but introduced eight-way scrolling, extra ways to gain points and even more violence.
Luvverly.
You: "Oi! Twat! Wanna game o' Speedball?"
Best Mate: "Ya! I'll fuckin' cream ya!"
You: "You reckon?"
5 minutes later
You: "Fuckin; cheat!"
Best Mate: "Bollocks! My joystick is better!"
You: "Mine got stuck! Cunt!"
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One of the greatest games ever played in gym class. It is a combination of basketball soccer and football. You can either score a goal (one point), shoot a basket (two points), get a touchdown(one point), or dropkick the ball (ten pionts). Any time the ball hits the ground the only thing you can do is kick it. You can kick it up for someone to catch. When the ball is in your hands you can only take three steps before you have to get rid of it.
Oh man guys, gym class was so great today because we had the most intense game of speedball ever!
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heroin and speed mixed together.
im gonna go do some speedballs.
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1. The awesome mixture of heroin and cocaine for recreational use
2. The greatest sport in the world combining the aspects of soccer and handball with some rules of ultimate frisbee. The game is played on a basketball court with goals on either side (tables, mats, etc) The object of the game is to pass around the ball and score. you can use your hands or feet. When the ball is in your hands, you have to stop moving. When on the ground, you can dribble with your feet. The biggest rule is that the last thing the ball touches before it gets into your hands CANNOT be the ground. (i.e you cant dribble the ball like in basketball. You would have to kick it up to yourself to get it in your hands off he ground) Score with hands = 1pt, Feet= 2pts, head = 3pts...PLAY TO WIN
1. Guy 1: Dude Im bored as hell
Guy 2: Wanna go do some speedball?
Guy 1: Yea, but only if its a 65:35 heroin
2. Person 1: Hmm i want to play soccer, but then I also want to use my hands like in handball, but then I'd like to somehow incorporate the rules of ultimate frisbee...Too bad there is no sport like that.
Person 2: Are you fucking retarded? Did you not read the definition above? Its called speedball dumbass
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