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Spelunking

When a girl is naked and asleep under the covers and you get a flashlight (or a cell phone will do) and check out the goods. Usually done when you first sleep with someone, but can be done with girlfriends, friends, whatever.
A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.

Laying there next to his hot one night stand, the perv grabs his cell phone and goes spelunking to get a closer look at her love clam.

by Crunchyness June 1, 2009

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spelunking

Performing analingus (i.e. give a rimjob)

I'm hoping to go spelunking tonight!

by alternabear June 6, 2015

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Spelunker

A super long turd that disappears into the unknown abyss of the toilet drain while the other end is still at the surface. otherwise known as anaconda.

I ate so much last night I laid a spelunker this morning.

by turdferguson, jr. December 4, 2015

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spelunking

the sound your dead lifeless body makes when it lands in the bottom of a large chasm in a pitch-black cave you thought was cool to check out

The medical examiner explained the body was found in the chasm of a cave no doubt the deceased was spelunking...poor bastard

by boglin78 August 24, 2004

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spelunking

Having sexual intercourse with a girl who has a very wide and stretched out vagina. The vagina is very cave-like due to its constant past use. If you are considered to be spelunking, then the girl is a whore, and you will most likely contract a sexually transmitted disease.

I only had to pay five dollars to go spelunking in your mom

by pcdkchar November 23, 2010

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Spelunking

When your friend or doctor removes a turd from your asshole with their hand.

It happened to my buddy Eric once.

What happened?

His doctor went spelunking.

by JohnFart00 October 18, 2021


Spelunkering

A term used to express feelings of disbelief and annoyance. Commonly used when something very surprising yet unhelpful happens.

"are you Spelunkering me?"

by Pablo Parmesan August 11, 2022