to masturbateexcessively, usually a session of masturbation which is done in intense private ( as if at a friends house, or a public restroom(
DUDE...Brandon Paris came to my house, and when I walked into the bathroom, I saw him commiting spermicide to pictures of (we know who)!!! I made him wipe it up!
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one who masturbates constantly. every hour on the hour, or something to that degree of frequency.
dude, ted is a spermicidal maniac. i swear he dissapears at least 6 times a day to "clean his room"
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Saved for the highest of Cunts!
A Slimy cunt (slimy as a rubber/Condom)
My boss fired me today he is a Spermicidal-Lubri-Cunt or SLC.
This bolt is rather tight it needs some lubricunt!
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An deliberate activity or action by a male that results in his failing to have sex.
"Dude, are you going to the Sorority Lingerie Party ?"
"No bro, I need to study."
"That's spermicidal, man !"
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"I told Sheryl that I am still in love with my ex, and she dumped me..."
"Wow, that was spermicidal !"
A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.
"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"
A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.
"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"
Omg did you see the news a spermicidal maniac is on the loose.