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The sudden response a person exhibits when tasting someone's spunk.
Duder 1: "Ha Ha got this funny story to tell you. So my girl was giving me head the other day and once I spurt in her mouth she pulled away, spit it out and said 'No BUENO!!!'."
Duder 2: "Ha Ha Ha nukka that's one bad spermy reaction. You better drink some pineapple juice with breakfast, lunch and dinner. Get your shit in check."
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
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A majestic creature bringing pain into the lives of reckless teens
Oh look! It's spermy the wormy! Run!
An act of self-love wherein a fertile male places an upside down wastepaper basket over his erect penis and proceeds to release his emissions (ejaculate) into it
Jacob's big into the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy. What a freak
A menace to society who lurks in the shadows of the lamplighter. Don’t feed him Rumplemintz.
Childish past tense verb for ejaculating. When used during or shortly after a sexual encounter, this verb is known to off-put the other participant to the degree that they almost instantly decide never to have sex with them again.
Spermy tit , is when you want to experience the feeling of sucking milk from your girlfriend's tits but she cannot lactate.
Therefore you proceed to ejaculate on her tits aiming for the nipples and then you start sucking your own sperm from her nipples pretending that it is actually milk from her. (The process is not considered gay because your are drinking your own sperm not someone else's |it is however considered gay if you do that with another male)
Last night I was thirsty for milk and I gave my girlfriend the "spermy tit".
Man if you want to feel like a baby try the "spermy tit" it's great.