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A higher pitched fart, typically resulting when the fart is either forced, or interestingly, when the fart is attempted to be squelched. Should never be confused with a barking tree frog, the tone of which is clear and resounding.
Mary squeaked out a barking spider in church last Sunday, right in the middle of the sermon.
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Something Doug is stupid enough to belive is real
Bear : Did You Fart
Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider
Bear: Lol
Doug : There really is a Barking Spider
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a fart out in the woods and blaming it on a spider
man those are some big barking spiders
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A Fart.
background: if a spider could make a sound it would "bark" and it wouldn't be as loud as a dog bark, and a fart isn't as loud as a dog and it's near to the ground. If someone farts and everyone looks around to see who done it,but everyone acts innocent one
might say... It was a Barking Spider
(fart) I didn't fart, it was a Barking Spider!
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See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.
Her pussy tasted like shit, so he stuffed his tongue in her barking spider.
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Farting on a girls face while she's licking your ass. The ass hairs tickling her nose will feel like a spider crawling on her face.
"I gave your girlfriend a barking spider last night"
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joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider
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