Fly in a Spiderweb

To chew a piece of gum for a long time to the point that it becomes tasteless and then eating a tick tack to add more flavor the piece of gum. The gum surrounds the tick tack in a way similar to a fly being trapped in a web.

John: Dammit this is my last piece of gum and it tastes like tofu now.
Dashawn: I got this tick tack, fly in a spiderweb that shit.

Spiderweb Dance

The frantic waving and brushing yourself off and squeeling like a little kid after walking/running in to a spiderweb (especially in the dark).

Often spotted during early morning runs with Nais Chidders.

I don't wanna sound like a broken record but jesus that spider web i ran through was MASSIVE this morning! I'm pretty sure I squealed like a bitch then did the spiderweb dance whilst still running.

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spiderweb titties

When ones breasts are swarmed with stretch marks, that surround her nipple. The stretch marks usually link and split apart to form the appearance of a spiders web.

Damn, I should have never got this fat now I have spiderweb titties! and or; Quit having so many damn kids your boobs look like spiderweb titties from all them damn stretch marks.

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angry spiderweb

when a man ejaculates in his own hand and slaps his parter in the face with it

Jack "What the hell is that crust on your face?"
Emily"Ah shit!I thought I got it all off that fucking asshole Donny gave me an angry spiderweb "

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Spiderweb facial

When one walks facefirst into a large spiderweb that wraps itself around the head and neck. Bonus points if the resident spider ends up in mouth, nose, or eyes. Spazzing out is optional.

Bill: "Ack! Pfleth! Pthaa! Pfft! $&*#ing @%$#!"

Harry: (To Alice) "I think Bill just got a spiderweb facial."

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Liberal Spiderweb Technique

A technique used by liberals in which, during a debate, the liberal will keep on branching out the debate into more and more irrelevant topics, and when you fail to address a topic, the liberal will call you out on it and believe he/she has won the debate

conservative 1: Man, I had a really big debate with this liberal tool last night
conservative 2: How'd it go??
conservative 1: It was going well, but then she used the liberal spiderweb technique. However i countered by calling her out on it and destroyed her
conservative 2: good job, bro

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in the spiderwebs

An opiate binge of two or more days

Man Tiffany and I got some Roxies and layed up in the spiderwebs for the entire weekend