The act of moving to the ground with the legs fully apart while keeping the torso erect, when done by a fat woman. Basically, the splits done by a fat chick.
When that fat ass stripper did the splats in front of Bob, he started laughing uncontrollably.
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slang term for a woman either coming onto, or currently being on her period.
Chris: Man, I was all up for fucking kirsty last night, but then she goes and tells me she's on the splat
Jake: dude, i'm eating.
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Natasha Romanoff also know as black widow
Nats dead, yeah she jumped off a cliff , splat now
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After travelling on the Tube all day, she went completely Splat!
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Ash- Hey Aydin what did you order?
Aydin- Oh, I splat the onion rings with Marijan
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